why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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