I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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