Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
