There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I said "one day" and that day is not today