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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Taylor Swift is so right about you.

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• (718): View more from New York

  i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

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  get a pic

  (718): View more from New York

  i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

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  i want ur life

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.

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• (718): View more from New York

  you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  this must be what syphilis tastes like

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• (516): View more from New York

  He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.

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  Ooooh. Get funfetti

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?

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