yea but for you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.