let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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