she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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