i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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