He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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