the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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