remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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