My brain says no but my pants say off.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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