I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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