no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
