Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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