Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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