I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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