that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
they're like a gay fantastic four
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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