Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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