That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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