508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
