don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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