found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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