Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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