Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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