pop tarts are not kleenex
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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