I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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