and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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