her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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