Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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