If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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