I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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