Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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