you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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