Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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