So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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