Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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