I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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