I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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