I bet he comes in French.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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