i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he puts the penis in happiness.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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