perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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