I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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