Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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