you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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