she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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