the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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