I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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