so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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