You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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