erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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