Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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