i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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