I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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